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Mistress Of Darkness Turns Entrepreneurs of Health and Saftey

Spooky-Lady, Elvira, has turned into an entrepreneur of health and saftey after images leaked of her new products.

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Elvira is really not known for her connection with the deep blue but is in the process of creating a range of life-jackets based off of her enormous breast implants.

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In an interview broadcast on her YouTube channel and time slot on the televisio shopping chanel, QVC, Elvira excliamed that she came up with the idea after her lover noticed that her breasts float while taking a bath, not the craziest way to come up with a new idea.

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