Boris Johnson Tells the Truth!

The Uk Prime minister has recently presented a podcast from his hospital bed after being tested positively for COVID-19. Johnson will be remaining in quarentine for a minimum of 12 weeks and possibly further as he stated the night before in his talk to the country, "We do not know how long this lock down will continue on for. But we hope it will end soon."

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It is very clear that after warning the country to stay inside that Johnson broke his own rules after opening his own private bar with other MP's for a "cheeky pint".

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The podcast has replaced the Prime minister's daily announcements during the pandemic and Johnson was caught off guard after whispering to his assistant,

 

"I don't want to bloody help anybody else anymore. I didn't want to in the first place! Those bloody working-class peasants can all go first, then we will have nicer views for country homes!... Oh buggar, are we recording?"

 

It appears that the public would like to see if Johnson will make it through the quarantine period before voting in a new leader. Many are saying that student's have created a new drinking game of "take a shot when the t*** coughs!".

It is not the first time Johnson has landed in hot water after speaking his mind when he shouldn't. Last year, Johnson managed to call the Queen the "palmaviolet lady" by commenting on her smell.

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