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White House Launches Fake News Detector App
In the last "shinning" months of Trumps reign as President of the United States, the White House has released a new app to help the public detect Fake News.
The app will be free to download due to a slight tax rise of 1.3% making the app technically accessible to everyone who pays their taxes.
As well as the app, a new casino-hotel and reality show in the works,Trump has been working on a new coffee machiene - purely made in America despite all the manufacturers being based in Italy for the "supreme" coffee taste. The new press will be called the Cofefe after Trump's famous Twitter conundrum.
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