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How Did Johnson Get COVID-19?
As we all know, Prime minister Boris Johnson tested positive for the virus, COVID-19 at the end of March, but no one really understands how he caught the virus and became another statistic.
Fortunately for the Junior Detectives reading, photos have been released of Johnson ignoring his own rules whilst lockdown began in March.
As WHO announced the spread of the virus is air born and can be spread on unclean surfaces, like door handles, Johnson announced the tight guidelines/rules for lockdown and self-isolation.
Johnson stated that anyone who received a letter must stay at home for 12 weeks while the peak of the pandemic hit the UK. He also advised against gatherings of more than 2 people, to go outside and get exercise - but stay 2 meters apart from anyone out of the same household, and to keep washing your hands, clothes and door handles...
Yet Johnson can be seen at the beach riding a horse and talking to people who own the stables, and also in his local pub - after pubs, theatres, restaurants and other social places were closed to stop the spread.
The most interesting of all comes from a source within 10 Downing Street, who claimed to be a witness to Johnson "licking all the door handles and windows in the building, and even next door at The Chancellor of Exchequer's door handles in some sort of a psychotic breakdown."
This "psychotic meltdown" might be the cause of his rude speech regarding why he would no longer help anyone, although it could just be Boris Johnson, the man who kicked a child.
