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Second Vaccine Tests Come Out Patchy
As the months pass by, in what can only be described as forever, there is hope with vaccinations against the pandemic being reviewed.
The USA has moved onto its 2nd cycle of testing, after a 1st, very unsuccesful attempt. The first vaccine they produced left male genitalia to shrink and women to grow hair on their chest as thick as a bear-skin-rug, due to an uneven balance in hormones.
The Scientists creating the vaccine have high hopes for this second cycle and have paid extra attention to the hormone control, and expect brilliant things.
Update:
Hours after publication of this story, the vaccine has already begun to show side effects of hair loss. Usually within a controlled testing environment, side effects do not begin to show until after a 48 hour isolated test. So, this vaccine is a dud one again. Hopefully, the UK will begin its first human testing at the end of the month.
